J.Thern Posted March 19, 2003 Report Posted March 19, 2003 Aftonbladet hade en Omröstning om vilken Filmreplik som var bäst... http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/noje/story/0...,278095,00.html Nu tänkte jag höra om vi soldf:are kan ha en egen omröstning med sköna repliker ur Krigs Filmer... Så kom igen nu, o sätt er ner o tänk... OJ... det är tidigt... tänkte mig inte för, men efter en kopp kaffe inser jag att den här tråden kanske hör hemma i Propagandaministeriet... Blågul får gärna göra en insats o flytta denna tråd....
Larsleo Posted March 19, 2003 Report Posted March 19, 2003 "I love the smell of napalm in the morning... smells like.. Victory".. --Acopalyse Now i 40 år har jag utkämpat ett krig, ett krig utan slag,utan monument,ett krig utan hjältar. Bara offer -Jakten på röd oktober
VKT M39 Posted March 19, 2003 Report Posted March 19, 2003 "If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang." - Full Metal Jacket
Gotcha Posted March 19, 2003 Report Posted March 19, 2003 "You are a disgusting fat-body Private Pyle!!!" edit: om man bortser från mina excellenta citat nedan, förstås..
Fu Fredda Posted March 19, 2003 Report Posted March 19, 2003 Animal Mother: Well, I got a joke for you! I´m gonna tear you a new asshole. Joker: Well, pilgrim......only after you...........eat the peanuts out of my shit! Full MetaL Jacket
Guest Lt. payne Posted March 19, 2003 Report Posted March 19, 2003 Mrs. Bixby, Boston, Massachusetts. Dear Madam: I have been shown in the files of the War Department a statement of the Adjutant-General of Massachusetts that you are the mother of five sons who have died gloriously on the field of battle. I feel how weak and fruitless must be any words of mine which should attempt to beguile you from the grief of a loss so overwhelming. But I cannot refrain from rendering to you the consolation that may be found in the thanks of the Republic they died to save. I pray that our heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice upon the altar of freedom. Yours very sincerely and respectfully, Abraham Lincoln
Doyle Posted March 19, 2003 Report Posted March 19, 2003 FMJ: You climb obstacles like old people f*** Pvt Pyle!!! Repmånad: "Det är några kabeltattare som har kört in i tolkande trupp, kom" Romper Stomper: "We came to wreck everything and ruin your life....God sent us" Järnkorset: "Good kill" *slänga kpist mag:et*
Amfibieslusken Posted March 19, 2003 Report Posted March 19, 2003 F.U.B.A.R Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition Från Saving Private Ryan Joker: I wanna slip my tubesteak into your sister, what do you take in trade? Cowboy: What have you got? Från FMJ
Fk.Mandrake Posted March 19, 2003 Report Posted March 19, 2003 What kind of f***´d up tour is this? The Rock -Sir, there shooting at us! -Well, shoot back! Black Hawk Down -When do I ever get a break? -Never! Heartbreak Ridge
Ragulin Posted March 19, 2003 Report Posted March 19, 2003 GSgt Hartman: ...You had best unfuck yourself and start shitting me tiffany cufflinks or I will definetely f*** you off! ...God was here before the Corps, so you may give your hearts to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Marines! ...Wipe that disgusting grin off your face or I will gorge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you! ...Holy Dogshit! Only steers and queers come from Texas, and I don't see any horns on you, so that kind of narrows it down! Dirty Harry Callahan: Uhu! I know what you're thinkin "Did he shoot six or only five bullets", but being this a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world that'll blow your head clean off, you has gotta ask yourself One Question: "Do I feel lucky?" -Well do you, PUNK? ...You are nothing but dogshit to me, and do you know what happens to dogshit? It gets scraped up with a shovel, dried up in the sun and blown away or it gets stepped on and squashed. So be careful where the dog shits you...
daedalus Posted March 19, 2003 Report Posted March 19, 2003 Förvisso inte en replik men en djävligt bra monolog. ..Like tears in the rain...Kuk!....nu har jag glömt den. Ni som har sett Rutger Hauers slutplädering i Blade runner vet vad jag talar om. Enda gången karln har slagit huvudet på spiken. "Mästerverk" som Wedlock vill man ju bara krypa ner under en kudde och glömma.
Guest J-Star Posted March 19, 2003 Report Posted March 19, 2003 "Improvise, adapt, overcome" (skall inte behöva skriva ut ursprunget... den som inte kan det förtjänar straffkommendering ) För övrigt, kolla sig'en. /J
Yman Posted March 19, 2003 Report Posted March 19, 2003 -I desperatly want to make love to a schoolboy. -Aspen. -mmm, California. Samt MÅNGA mer... Givetvis från filmen "Dum, dummare"
Lindh Posted March 19, 2003 Report Posted March 19, 2003 Nothing takes five minutes - Black Hawk Down Macknight är lika iskall som vanligt
Yman Posted March 19, 2003 Report Posted March 19, 2003 Sedan finns ju några av mina favoriter på denna sida:Turderland "Cyklar" är ju en höjdare Cyklist 1: -...Jag kör med blodbyte idag, hästblod från Legolas. Cyklist 3: -Och ändå kan du inte cykla ifrån oss? Cyklist 1: -Vadådå? Legolas kan ju inte cykla alls! Cyklist 2: -Jag kör med kvinnliga könshormoner. Det är därför jag tycker om er allihopa. Nu kommer jag och tar dig. Cyklist 2: -Förut körde jag med manliga könshormoner, men då cykla jag omkull hela tiden för det blev så mycket hår i navet. Nu kommer jag och tar dig Bertil! Börjar ju skratta bara jag läser det
Fu.Bar Posted March 19, 2003 Report Posted March 19, 2003 Från Catch me if you can: - Knock, knock! - Who's there? - Go f*** yourselves! / Carl Hanratty (Tom Hanks), efter att hans kollegor tjatat på honom att dra ett skämt för dem.
Cinnes Posted March 19, 2003 Report Posted March 19, 2003 "life's pain, get used to it!" - Long kiss goodnight
Vildmannen Posted March 19, 2003 Report Posted March 19, 2003 Från den tecknade TV-serien Duckman; -Duckman: Did I ever tell you my Dad's last words to me? -Cornfed: "Careful, son, I don't think the safety is on." -Duckman: Before that!
Azan_Gb Posted March 19, 2003 Report Posted March 19, 2003 Pulp Fiction Ezekiel 25:17 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Tigerland. Private: Sarge, you got any advice on how to stay alive in vietnam? Sergeant Cota: Yes, I do, Private. Don't go. Rush Hour -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- James Carter: Why didn't you tell me you had a bomb in your mouth? Lee: I did. James Carter: No you did not! Lee: I said "mmm!" James Carter: What the hell is "mmm!" Lee: mmmboom!
t0be Posted March 19, 2003 Report Posted March 19, 2003 "they are not humans, they are targets..." Dolph Lundgren / Silent Trigger "don't sneek up on me" Dolph Lundgren / Men of War "you can't kill him, but I can" Dolph Lundgren / Bridge of Dragons letar man efter filmer späckade med feta oneliners så är det bara att kila ner och hyra första bästa Dolph-rulle
Cinnes Posted March 19, 2003 Report Posted March 19, 2003 Ezekiel 25:17 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Slog upp citattet i bibel 2000. Den svenska versionen va det är rätt mycket tråkigare ka njag säga... Hesekiel 25:17 I vreda skall jag straffa dem, och jag skall utkräva en fruktansvärd hämnd. Och när jag låter min hämnd drabba dem, då skall de inse att jag är herren.
GRK-apan Posted March 19, 2003 Report Posted March 19, 2003 Andy McNab i början av Bravo Two Zero: "Every soldier hopes for a great war in his lifetime, this was mine." Klockren. Varje värnpliktig väntar på en stor repövning i sitt liv, jag väntar fortfarande på min.
VKT M39 Posted March 19, 2003 Report Posted March 19, 2003 Tyckte att hans sista ord var bättre: "And for the people who interrogated me, if I met any of them in the street tomorrow and thought I could get away with it, I'd slot them."
Fu Dahlberg Posted March 19, 2003 Report Posted March 19, 2003 Ezekiel 25:17 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Slog upp citattet i bibel 2000. Den svenska versionen va det är rätt mycket tråkigare ka njag säga... Hesekiel 25:17 I vreda skall jag straffa dem, och jag skall utkräva en fruktansvärd hämnd. Och när jag låter min hämnd drabba dem, då skall de inse att jag är herren. Ur den "gamla" svenska bibeln, som jämförelse: Hesekiel 25:17 "Och jag skall ta stor hämnd på dem och tukta dom i förtörnelse. och jag skall låta min hämd drabba dem, då de skall förstå att jag är herren"
Vildmannen Posted March 19, 2003 Report Posted March 19, 2003 Bibel 2000. Såna nymodigheter. Riktiga män läser Karl XII:s bibel från 1703.
Raptor Posted March 19, 2003 Report Posted March 19, 2003 Apone: All right, people, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps! Hicks: Remember: short, controlled bursts. ----- Aliens 1986 ----
Eskelinen Posted March 19, 2003 Report Posted March 19, 2003 Dom Bästa Filmreplikerna Är Nog Från Black Hawk Down 1. Sir, There Shooting At Us! Well, Shoot Back! 2. Nothing Takes Five Minutes 3. No Fear Oh Yhea (vet i fan hur det stavas)
F10H Stril Posted March 20, 2003 Report Posted March 20, 2003 Förvisso inte en replik men en djävligt bra monolog...Like tears in the rain...Kuk!....nu har jag glömt den. Ni som har sett Rutger Hauers slutplädering i Blade runner vet vad jag talar om. Enda gången karln har slagit huvudet på spiken. "Mästerverk" som Wedlock vill man ju bara krypa ner under en kudde och glömma. "I´ve seen things you people wouldn´t believe. *hrmpf* Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I´ve watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost, in time, like tears *gulp* in rain. Time to die."
Jonte11 Posted March 20, 2003 Report Posted March 20, 2003 Favvo Dolphan citatet är ju: "Spring era jävlar..." på amerikansk/svenska när han skjuter ett pansarskott (alt. GRG) i en grymt dålig Dolphan film som jag inte kommer ihåg vad den heter..
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