Hultberg Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 En Amerikansk soldat räknar upp några av sina mest minnesvärda hågkomster från Irak. http://forums.military.com/eve/forums/a/tp...m/2170078090001 Två favoriter: Best Chuck Norris Moment - 13 May. Bad Guys arrived at the government center in the small town of Kubaysah to kidnap the town mayor, since they have a problem with any form of government that does not include regular beheadings and women wearing burqahs. There were seven of them. As they brought the mayor out to put him in a pick-up truck to take him off to be beheaded (on video, as usual), one of the bad Guys put down his machinegun so that he could tie the mayor’s hands. The mayor took the opportunity to pick up the machinegun and drill five of the Bad Guys. The other two ran away. One of the dead Bad Guys was on our top twenty wanted list. Like they say, you can’t fight City Hall. Och Most Surreal Moment - Watching Marines arrive at my detention facility and unload a truck load of flex-cuffed midgets. 26 to be exact. I had put the word out earlier in the day to the Marines in Fallujah that we were looking for Bad Guy X, who was described as a midget. Little did I know that Fallujah was home to a small community of midgets, who banded together for support since they were considered as social outcasts. The Marines were anxious to get back to the midget colony to bring in the rest of the midget suspects, but I called off the search, figuring Bad Guy X was long gone on his short legs after seeing his companions rounded up by the giant infidels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie_3000 Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 mycket intressant läsning! gillade även jag delen om dvärgsnubben Marines asså ;) Men framförallt denna , frågan va ju egentligen lite dumt ställd.... Most Profound Man in Iraq - an unidentified farmer in a fairly remote area who, after being asked by Reconnaissance Marines (searching for Syrians) if he had seen any foreign fighters in the area replied “Yes, you.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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