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Smocken Furir

Smocken

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:D Jag fick ett nigeriabrev förra veckan. Tog mig friheten att svara. Här har ni resultatet:

 

I got your email address through search in the

Internet.I hope and pray that I have the right person who will assist me.I have

interest of investing in your country as such I would like to make contact

with you for assistance as soon as I am able to transfer my fund for the

investment, Note the funds are already with a Trust company for safe

keep. In your willingness to assist me,You will help me collect the cash

which amounts $22m usd from the security company as I cannot travel

out at the moment now because of my present predicaments/conditions which I will

explain to you if we work together.Your reward will be 15% of the total

sum.You will have to travel to the country where these consignment

containing the monies will be brought to.I am wife of late General Sani Abacha but because of the instable

political situation,Government attitude towards my family and mostly for

the future of my children. Please if you would assist me, do reply this

mail.Enclosing your telephone

 

Thanks,

Hajia Maryam Abacha

 

Jag svarade:

I must be lucky, what should i do?

 

Svaret kom snabbt:

 

Do get back immediately so I will know if my family has a partner or

not.

 

Inform

Hajia Maryam

 

Det här kan bli spännade och jag svarade:

 

I seems that i can trust you. I suggest that i come undercover to your

country and collect the cash and travel to location specified for you, i

suggest Switzerland and an account there at a major bank with no questions

asked.I will collect the 15% and stasch the rest of the money. Not worry

for me, as a undercover operative i have no problems in traveling undercover, i have contacts in all africa since my early jobs there as mercanary in the 60s.

//Steven

 

OMG Dom nappar!!

 

Okay,please come down immediately you are welcomed as an undercover agent

for the family,this is a good plan.Sed your picture so that my son will

identify you when you enter the country and know that you will not have to come to our estate so that you will not be noticied.Write immediately and

know that before coming you send your flight schedule to my son.

Hajia Maryam

 

Jag är inte sen att svara och trillar in på ninjaspåret:

 

No problem, but what country and what town should the roundevouz take place?

I need 3 weeks for preparations, fixing new grapplinghook etc. My ninja

gear needs to be fixed.

Hurry up with answer!

//Steven

 

Hmm dom svarar med försiktighet:

 

Dear, What is Ninja gear?Explain in details.

 

Här måste jag övertyga dom! Jag är ju ninja!

I am a ninja with ultimate real power my purpose is to flip out and kill people - so do you want help from the 1337 leet ninja or what?

// Black Shadow 3rd chinasandalbrigade First Shuriken platoon

 

Fan dom tvilar ändå!

 

This is bad now I know that am dealing with a small boy and have told you my

family secrets.Do not mail me again,bye

 

Jag svarar igen, jag är ju för bövelen ninja!

 

I am not a small boy this is serious talk. My Sifu Sensai Benjie will help us his email is xxx@xxx. He has agred with me to split the 15% that you will give us. We are ready to move on in 3 weeks. What people dont know that ninjuitsi is a real but kind of secret martial arts. You were just lucky this time and we will help you have faith now // Black Shadow

 

 

Detta är det senaste, jag editerar vid nya svar :clap: Och får ni brev? Svara för bövelen, man kan ha roligt

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akula Menig 2

akula

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Jaja man kan ju roa sig men tänk när Hajia Maryam Abacha står utanför din dörr med en mycket stor pistol, då du.

 

Ärligt talat, bland det roligaste jag läst på länge.

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henke Förvaltare

henke

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OJOJ

Det här är ju roligt.

 

Tack Rille 116 för länken. LMAO.

Bildbevis på personerna är det bästa :clap:

http://www.419eater.com/html/kothapalli_rao.htm

kothapalli_rao2.jpg

 

Jag sa till Smocken tidigare att en riktigt cool Spam Fighter svarar på allt och hämnas. dvs Anti Spam firman läger in så att NIgeria brev/scams känns igen och med alternativ att man svarar via fakeadresser att man är sugen på att gå med. På så sätt överbelastar man dem.

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bushman Översergeant

bushman

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fan vad synd att ninjor inte festar(har läst SHIKE/DRAKARNAS TID)

annars är det där värt ett par öl :clap:

 

fast jag gissar att nigerias underättelsetjänst håller reda på dig.

förvänta dig att utsättas för övervakning på ditt nya jobb......

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Torak Överfurir

Torak

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Roligt som tusan, det dar ar val nagot de flesta av oss har funderat pa att gora ett antal ganger.

 

Tyvarr ar det val inte alltid sa lyckat; har inte for mig att det har varit nagra allvarligare repressalier, men man vet ju aldrig.

 

Men om du fortsatter, se till att posta vad du har, det ar ju mycket kul.

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Guest J-Star

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Den här blåsningen från sidan rille tipsade om är ju underbart kul! Bästa med den är ju när killen som blåser nigeriabrevsmannen skickar en bild på kvittot från Western Union. Säkerhetsfrågan "Being baited?" med svaret "Indeed" är ju så klockrent! :o

 

<ASGARV/>

 

Mr Arthur Dent råkar bli överkörd av bulldozerföraren Mr Prosser. Hej och hå. :)

 

/J

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Ibsen Korpral

Ibsen

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Ja, Being baited är ju klart bäst! He has ben killed by his dentist.

 

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Man glömer ju prov, irriterande lärare, irriterande klasskompisar och ALLT när man läser det. Så spännane. Och SÅ dumma Nigeriakillarna är.

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Axial Sergeant

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Här har vi en annan tråd där vi diskuterar nigeriabrev. I den tråden har jag länkat till en krönikör i Borlänge Tidning som också har svarat på ett nigeriabrev. Första gången jag läste hans krönika höll jag på att sätta frukosten i halsen (jag är begåvad med pappersutgåvan av blaskan ifråga).
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Mats Översergeant

Mats

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Fortsätter här ändå. Fått två stycken idag:

Good day.

 

    Following the sudden death of my husband General

Sani Abacha the late  former head of state of Nigeria

in June 1998,I have  been thrown into  state of utter

confusion, frustration and  hopelessness by the

present  civilian administration, I have been

subjected to  physical and psychological  torture by

the security agents in the country.

 

    You must have heard over the international

media reports on the  recovery  of various huge sums

of money deposited by my  husband in different 

security  firms abroad, some companies willingly give

up their  secrets and disclosed  our money confidently

lodged there and others outrightly  blackmailed us. In fact

the total sum discovered by the Government so far  is

in the tune of  $700  Million dollars. And they are

not relenting to make  me poor for life.

 

      I got your contacts through my personal

research,and out of desperation decided to reach

you through this medium.  I repose  great confidence

in  you hence my approach to you. Due to security

network  placed on my day to day affairs I cannot

afford to visit the embassy  so that is why    I

decided to contact you and I have the sum of  $18

million USD with  a  security firm abroad whose

name is witheld for now  until we open communication.

 

    I shall be grateful if you could receive this

fund  into your account  for safe keeping. This

arrangement is known to you  and my son Mohammed 

alone, so my son will deal directly with you as

security is up my whole    being. I am seriously

considering to settle down  abroad in a friendly 

atmosphere like yours as soon as this fund get into

your account so  that    I can start all over again.

 

        Please  honesty is the watch word in this

transaction.    I will require your telephone and fax

numbers so  that we can  communicate    immediately

and I will give you  more details and the full

picture of things. In case you dont accept please do

not let me out to  the security  as I am giving you

this information in total trust  and confidence,  I

will greatly appreciate if you accept my proposal  in

good faith.Please expedite action.

 

  Sincerely yours

 

Alhaja Mariam Abacha

 

Dear sir/madam

 

I am Aminu Mobutu Sese-Seko, son of the late President Mobutu Sese-Seko of former Zaire, now Congo Democratic Republic.  I now live in refuges camp in the Netherlands. I believe you are aware through the International press how the European Government froze my late father's bank accounts. Recently the French

Government confiscated my father's Chateaux in South of France. In view of this, my family and I are afraid to make any investment without a front.

 

In this line, Therefore, it is the wish of my family to solicit for a trustworthy and sincere person who will invest these funds under trusteeship.

 

I am interested in making an enormous investment worth US$25.5Million in some parts of the world of which will be beneficiary to both parties SOURCE OF FUND. Before the death of my late father, he deposited the above stated funds with a Security Firm here in Amsterdam.

 

Hence I am in asylum here in the Netherlands. Therefore, I intend to have a front that will manage these funds and invest it into property development, buying of sharesstock in Multinational Companies and engage in non-speculative investments and other related ventures.

 

 

As soon as I hear from you I will then aarrange a face-to-face meeting for us to Deliberate on this investment. It will also give me the opportunity to assess your capability of handling this investment. Please, I will like you to send me your private telephone/fax numbers to allow me discuss Privately.

 

 

Meanwhile, reach me on the above email Address. Kindly treat this matter with utmost Confidentiality.

 

 

Best Regards,

 

 

 

 

Aminu Mobutu Sese-Seko 

 

you can call me on 31629214017

 

[email protected]

 

Kan vi hjälpa dessa stackarna på något sätt?

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Vildmannen Överfurir

Vildmannen

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http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/it/story/0,2789,488630,00.html

 

From: Dr. Bakare Tunde

Astronautics Project Manager

National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)

Plot 555 Misau Street

PMB 437 Garki, Abuja, FCT

NIGERIA

 

Dear Sir,

 

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

 

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a

later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

 

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access this trust fund we need your assistance.

 

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account for subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

 

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

 

Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.

 

Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct

number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.

 

Yours Sincerely,

 

Dr. Bakare Tunde

 

 

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C/O: UNITED NATIONS REFUGEE CAMP

PLATEAU ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE

FROM : MISS JOY KLEYN.

 

ATTN: DEAR BELOVED IN THE LORD,

 

PERMIT ME HERE TO INTRODUCE MY SELF TO YOU. I AM JOY KLEYN A (MILK MAIDEN)AND A YOUNG GIRL. THE ONLY DAUGHTER AND CHILD OF (MR NICHOLAS KLEYN ) A FULANI CATTLE HEADS MAN (A NOMADIC) AND A TRADITIONAL HUNTER FROM THE MBOROJIEE TRIBES OF

MANGALA IN BUKINNA FASSO.

 

WHEN MY FATHER WAS ALIFE HE WAS ACCOMPLISHED AND A WIDELY KNOWN FARMER IN THIS PART OF THE REGION. HE WAS A RESPECTED FARMER WITH SPECIALITY IN CATTLE FARMS AND VARIOUS OTHER AGRICULTURAL AND HUNTING PRODUCTS LIKE THE HIDES AND SKINS FROM KILLED ANIMALS.

 

UPON THIS ACHEIVEMENTS HE WAS HUMBLE AND DUE TO HIS HUMILITY NOBODY KNEW OFHIS WEALTH.MY LATE FATHER HAD MADE HIS WEALTH THROUGH HARD WORK THOUGH HIS CATTLES WHICH HE REARED FROM PLACE TO PLACE AS A CATTEL HEADS MAN FROM THE LIVE STOCK CAMPS NEARER OUR VILLAGE.

 

THE SALE OF THESE CATTLES FROM HIS FLOKS TO RICH CATTLE MERCHANTS WHOM TRADED ON CATTLES FROM COUNTRY TO COUNTRY THROUGH THE WEST AFRICAN SUB REGION BROUGHT MY FATHER WEALTH,PROSPERITY WHICH WAS USED TO MEASURE

HIS SOCIAL STANDARDS IN THE PASTURIST AFRICA.

 

HOWEVER DUE TO THE BOOMING OF MY LATE FATHERS CATTLE TRADE AND THE WEALTH HE MADE FROM IT THROUGH HARD WORK HE WAS ABLE TO MAKE ALOT OF MONEY AND ALSO THROUGH WHICH HE SENT ME TO SCHOOL, SINCE HE NEVER GOT THE OPPORTUNITY TO GO TO SCHOOL TO AQUIRE THE WHITEMANS WISDOM (EDUCATION) BEFORE HE WAS KILLED BY HIS FELLOW NOMADIC CATTLE HEADS MAN DURING A CATTLE RAID BY

TRIBAL ENEMIES DUE TO ENVEY.

 

WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST OCTOBER 2002. MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE I WAS MOTHERLESS AND NEEDED MOTHERLY CARE. I HAD DONE EVERYTHING AT MY DISPOSAL TO SAVE MY FATHERS LIFE SINCE HE WAS THE ONLY PARENT I HAD BUT UNFORTUNATELY FATE HAD ITS WAY.

 

FINALLY BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 10TH OF FEBUARY 2003 IN OUR VILLAGE IN OUAGADUGU.THE REPUBLIC OF BUKINNA FASSO. HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON BEDSIDE HIS HOSPITAL BED AND SAID I QUOTE "MY DAUGHTER I HAVE THE SUM OF US$2.100.000 (TWO MILLION ONE HUNDRED THAUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) WHICH DEPOSITED IN A SECURITY COMPANY HERE IN ABIDJAN.

 

HE HAD INFORMED ME THAT HE HAD PREVIOUSLY DEPOSITED THE METALIC TRUNK BOX THAT CONTAINS THE MONEY IN A PRIVATE SECURITY COMPANY IN ABIDJAN ON THE 4TH OF

JANUARY 2000.

 

UPON MY ARRIVAL IN ABIDJAN WHERE I SUCCESSFULLY CONTACTED THE COMPANY TO INFORM THEM OF MY INTENTIONS TO TRANSFER THE METALIC TRUNK BOX WHICH IS DEPOSITED BY MY LATE FATHER TO A FORIEGN BENEFICARY THAT I WILL TRUST WORTYHY AND FATHERLY WHOM WILL HELP ME MANAGE THIS MONEY TO COMPLETE MY EDUCATION WHICH HAS BEEN MY WISH AND THE WISH OF MY FATHER.

 

HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS WEALTH THAT HE WAS POISONED BY HIS COLEAGUES AND THAT I SHOULD LEAVE TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER AS BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT COMPLETELY FOR MY EDUCATION AND ALSO TO INVEST FOR MY FAMILY TO BE ABLE TO KEEP HIS NAME

SINCE HE WILL NOT BE AROUND TO SHOW ME THE WAY ANY MORE AND TO GUIDE ME.

 

DEAREST ONE,IN THIS RESPECT I AM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS : TO PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THIS MONEY WOULD BE TRANSFERED TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND SINCE I AM STILL UNDERAGED (A YOUNG GIRL)AND TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY TO FURTHER OUR EDUCATION AS OUR FATHER WISHES .

 

MOREOVER, SIR, I WILL REWARD YOU GREATLY FOR YOUR HUMBLE SERVICES AS I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 10% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORTINPUT AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR

NOMINATED ACCOUNT OVERSEAS.

 

FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS ASSISTING ME AS I BELIEVE THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULD BE CONCLUDED WITHIN FOUR (3) BANKING DAYS YOU SIGNIFY INTEREST TO ASSIST ME. I WILL APPRECIATE YOU SEND ME E-MAIL.

 

ANTICIPATING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.

 

SINCERLY YOURS

JOY KLEYN

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