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Vildmannen
Bandade den på TV3 igår kväll. Det här är den klart coolaste repliken från filmen 2.gif

-Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

-Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

-Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... f*** off.
Torak
Helt klart. Klar tvaa kommer:

"This is a shotgun."
"It's a ... anti-aircraft cannon, Vincent!"
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Eller:

"It is to taught"
"To taught? you can land a fucking jumpojet in there!" laugh.gif (stavfel)
PingisÖga
You lucky Bastard biggrin.gif


//PingisÖga
Runningback
Sit down and shut up, your big ball f***!
Nifelhel
Det sägs många sköna meningar i den filmen.

QUOTE
Turkish: f*** me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what?  "Zee Germans"?


QUOTE
Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.


QUOTE
Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again.




@zoom
Lite rättstavning... ;)

QUOTE
Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?
Tyrone: It's too tight.
Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that.
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QUOTE (Nifelhel @ Feb 8 2004, 01:56 )
@zoom
Lite rättstavning... ;)

QUOTE
Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?
Tyrone: It's too tight.
Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that.

Tack Nifelhel salute.gif att stava på engelska är inte min starkaste sida biggrin.gif
JAS
Kommer inte ihåg vad de som säger detta heter men men...

x:London?
y: Yes London!
x:London?
y: YES LONDON! You know, bad food, worse weather, Mary f*cking Poppins! London!

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/JAS Som för övrigt anser att Snatch är världens bästa film(efter Lock Stock såklart)
Nifelhel
@JAS

QUOTE
Avi: Eighty-six carats.
Bodyguard: Where?
Avi: London.
Bodyguard: London?
Avi: London.
Gemologist: London?
Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.



Källa: IMDB


/Nifelhel Som för övrigt tycker att JAS har felprio på filmer...Snatch är bättre än Lock stock... ;) Fast man har ju båda på dääväädää
JAS
@Nifelhel

Så var det ja, tack.
Snatch är roligare men Lock Stock är bättre gjord..
Fast jag tycker de hör ihop lite så ska vi säga att de är världens bästa film då?

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/JAS
Mårten
D'ya like dogs?

EDIT: Lepra i fingrarna
Hotel Charlie One
I tullen tillbaka i Staterna:
-Anything to declare?
-Yeah. Don't go to England.

Det, mina herrar, är stor humor.
Torak
QUOTE (Hotel Charlie One @ Feb 9 2004, 17:44 )
I tullen tillbaka i Staterna:
-Anything to declare?
-Yeah. Don't go to England.

Det, mina herrar, är stor humor.

Jo, och som engelsman maste jag erkanna att jag helt haller med.
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