Från SimHQ

F-15: "Iam better than you"
F-14: "does anyone have any jumper cables?"
B-52: "Please let me die, why do you keep making me work, damn it just pull the plug."
F-5: "Why can't I have a frontline job too?"
F-18: "Wow, I get to carry two bombs today"
F-16: "five dollars on pump 7"
B-2: "Oh no! Is it raining?"
B-1: "Hey I got two engines working today, yeeha!"
F-18E:"slow and steady, wins the race, I think?....."
AV-8: "Look what I can do!"
F-117: "OK, I'll deliver the goods around back, don't worry, you won't even know Iam there."
F/A-22: "Which duma$$ put A in my title, I'll be damn if I drop the frist bomb."

C-130: "Helos, what good have they done for anyone."
CH-41: "Ha,I bet the C-130 can't land here."
KC-135:"This job sucks."
A-10: "Iam hungry"
C-141:"Why can't the C-17 do it?"
S-3: "Why am I here again?"
P-3: "Why am I here again?"
E-3: "I see you........"
A-4: "Some day I gonna eat all my spiniach and become all big and strong."
Mirage 2000: "Ooo girl, you look great in that dress, if I was straight I'd be all over you."

V-22 Osprey: "I'm confused..." or "You want me to do WHAT !!??"

Mina bidrag:

JA-37 Viggen: Whadda ya mean "road"?! Looked like a perfectly good runway to me!

JAS-39 Gripen: "I'm small, I'm neat, I don't ask for much and I can actually do some pretty nice tricks. Why doesn't anyone want me?! <sniff/> <weep/> It's all that F-16's fault.. she's older and popular with the guys. <sulk/> Well at least mommy loves me... I think."

/J

hehehe

Kan inget om flygplan, därför skrattar jag inte :(

lol