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"I'm seriously going to brutalize you with such reckless abandon, you'll age fifty years!"

SoldF.com
"For the love of carnage and discord, I bring darkness and mayhem with reckless abandon!!"

"I'm going to brutalize you until you purr like a bitch-kitten!"

"I'm going to use you like a hand puppet!!!"

Den sidan var bara för bra

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I lay waste to the landscape like a sentient bulldozer!!"

"I'm going to punch you into a fine spicy powder, and dip you in uranium!!!"

Men va fan? Har du snott min?

"I'm going to brutalize you into the fourth dimension, and dip you in uranium!!"

"As sure as predators devour prey, I bring annihilation and cheap beer!"

Underbar sida!

"I'm going to torment you with such disregard for common sense, I will be high on life for years to come!!!"

Skitbra

"Hail the blood-letting! I hereby snap and go berzerk!"

Blood and souls for my dark lord! I slice through beating hearts faster than the super-flu!!

"By Odin's mighty spear, I bring darkness and mayhem until my glands are satisfied!!!"

"This one's for you, mom! I slice through beating hearts until there is no more hope!!"

På mitt nick jag använder på BHD blev det:

"I'm going to f*** you to the moon and back!!"

Hehe....festligt!


"I'm going to spank you harder than God thought possible!"


Fridens liljor // Fk Klinken

ErikG genererade följande:
"By Odin's mighty spear, I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!!"

Riktigt bra om jag får säga det själv...

Jason
Lo! Who is that, skulking through the fields! It is Jason, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He screams apocalyptically:
"I'm going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!!"

Mitt förnamn blev lite hårdare
"I'm going to f*** you so badly, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!"

"In the name of malice, I tear into the enemy until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"


Min är fortfarande coolast ;)

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I carve into flesh faster than the super-flu!!!"
GRYMT

Passa er!
"By Odin's mighty spear, I tear into the enemy like a sentient bulldozer!"

hehe denna var ju cool..

"For the love of beatings,I plunder a river of pure piranha!!!"

//Livhusaren

inte så bra men:

"I'm going to bludgeon you until you turn inside-out!"

mitt namn funkade nog bättre:

"I'm going to %#&¤ you into the fourth dimension!!!"

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I slice through beating hearts like a river of pure piranha!!"

"I'm going to f*** you into your own personal hell, and hijack your momma's airplane!!"

Ducka nu grabbar.

I'm going to torment you for such a long time, you will see ultraviolet!!!" :P

Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I burn with the holy fires of destruction!!! B)

Nick: "I'm going to beat the flaming shit out of you!"

Namn: "Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I tear into the enemy until my glands are satisfied!!!"

Nick:"I'm going to contort you until you taste like chicken!"

"I'm going to f*** you so badly, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!"

, fear the me. :P

Wha...
"I'm going to hump you in such an inhumane manner, Buddha will explode!!!"

Förnamnet:
"I'm seriously going to contort you like a first grade teacher!!!"

Inte nåt man känner för att gasta på slagfältet precis...

Efternamnet:
"I'm going to PIIP you until armored tanks pull us apart, and hijack your momma's airplane!!"

Hela namnet:
"I'm seriously going to bake your brains with the heat of my fury!!"

Stalking out of the plains, carrying a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Bellum! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I tear into the enemy until my loins find satisfaction!"



tihihiii...

Men jösses, den här var ju riktigt bra:

Panzerkampfwagen Battlecry:
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I bring darkness and mayhem like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"

Hehe,

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! Skulls will be fucked for Satan!!!"

Romulus.

"I'm going to bludgeon you with such reckless abandon, you will polymorph into Cthulhu!!"

Så d så

xteam

"Hail the blood-letting! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!"

"For the love of carnage and discord, I shall discombobulate the entire world!!!"



Eeeh, vad fan är discombobulate???

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I bring darkness and mayhem until there is no more hope!!!"

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I pillage like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!"

Mitt IRL-namn.




"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!!"

Irl namn
"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!"


Nick
"I'm going to beat you faster than the speed of sound, then bake cookies!!"

I'm going to smash you until you are no longer smashable

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I pillage until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!!"

Axial: "I'm going to strike a match on your crotch, and set you ablaze!!!"
lite mer subtilt än en del andra battle cries kanske ?

Förnamnet: "I'm going to contort you until the sun burns out, and add a notch to my bedpost!!"

Efternamnet: "For the love of beatings, I slice through beating hearts until everything has croaked!!"

För- och efternamn:"I'm going to pound you all the way to Dorflingen, Austria!"

Ett alternativt nick: "I'm going to f**k you so hard, your momma won't recognize you!!"

Vilken iskall sida

Striding amidst the cliffs, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh Christofer! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!"

Hehe :P

Nick: "I'm seriously going to smash you until you're translucent, then bake cookies!!!"

Förnamn: "I'm going to smack you beyond mortal comprehension!"

Efternamn: "Hail the blood-letting! I shall fill the world with the stench of death!"

För- och efternamn: "I'm going to make tacos with your corpse!"

Alternativt nick "I'm going to pummel you so forcibly, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!"



Helt klart en sida värd att komma ihåg *älskar*

Nick:

"I'm going to contort you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!"

Irl namn:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!"

Vanligt nick: "I'm going to pound you all the way to Hrafensfjardhareyri!!!"

Efternamn: "I'm going to torment you beyond the end of time, then make toast!"

Förnamn: "I'm going to clobber you until you bleed puke!!!"

"I'm going to flog you like it's a new extreme sport!!!" HA HA HA

För mellan och efternamn resulterade i:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I feel like chicken tonight!"

Nicket:
"I'm going to clobber you with such reckless abandon, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!"

Bara efternamnet:
"In the name of malice, you are made of meat and I am very hungry!!"


Mitt förnamn är så vanligt så det har garanterat någon annan här också.

"I'm going to hump you in such an unsafe manner, the Earth will spin twice as fast!"

Nick: "I'm going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!!!"

Förnamn: "You in some shit now, muhfuh! I bring darkness and mayhem like a mad dog who can only get madder!!"

Efternamn: "In the name of malice, I slice through beating hearts like a mad dog who can only get madder!!"

För och efternamn: "I'm going to smash you for such a long time, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!!"


Jävla rolig sida det där! Stämmer ju oxå

;)

Nick: "I'm going to flog you until you are hot and bothered!"

Är det ett hot eller ett löfte?