The most functional word in the English language is... Shit.

That's right, shit! Consider this:

You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for

brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together,

find a place for your shit or, decide to shit or get off the

pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find

shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. Some

people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference

between shit and Shinola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits and sweet

shits. There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You

can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or

duck when shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find

yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some

days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit

and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and

there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much

shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot

of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself

up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch

turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and

come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic

building block of life. And remember, once you know your shit,

you don't need to know anything else.

Pass this along---if you give a shit.
:P

Do you know Jack shit?
- http://home.pacbell.net/diana_do/knowjack.htm

Den har jag sett innan. Den är bra.

Hehe helt suverän

Shit va skitsnack här va då ;)

Det mest mångsidiga och funktionella ordet trodde jag var f*** ;)
http://shawn.walls.mom.isawhore.com/caffeine/f***.html

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sorry för det...

@Kjellberg

Det finns ju oxå dom religiösa sätt att bruka samma ord:

Taoism: Shit happens.

Confucianism: Confucious says, shit happens.

Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.

Native American: What is the medicine of shit?

Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

Pantheism: It's all the same shit.

Agnosticism: What is this shit?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit.

Vår danske broder ha ju glömt bort några religioner!

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Calvinism: If shit happens, you aren't working hard enough.
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.
New Age: This isn't shit if I really believe it's chocolate.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen, shit is.
Televangelism: Your tax-deductible donation could make this shit stop happening.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.

//Pastor Mjukis

Damn, this thread is completly filled with bullshit :P

Jag ber pastoren om förlåtelse :(