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mace

May 15 2003, 10:13

QUOTE (Amfibieslusken @ May 15 2003, 10:09 )

Få se om ni fixar den här:

-O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular f*** machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
-How many dicks is that?
- A Lot
-Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a f*** machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin."

:basker:

För lätt!

"Reservoir dogs"

Edit: Arrgh!

Gator var snabbare...

Hmm... Funderar på om jag kan komma på nån lagom svår.

Okej, den här då?
"-BE HAPPY IN YOUR WORK!"

Vakten_F4

May 15 2003, 10:13

>>Amfibieslusken

Samuel L. Jackson i Pulp Fiction?

Edit: Gaaah!

Jag skojade bara!

Amfibieslusken

May 15 2003, 10:16

QUOTE (Gator @ May 15 2003, 11:12 )

Enkel !! Quentin Tarantino i sin egen debutfilm Reservoir Dogs (De hänsynslösa)

Awesome !!

Helt rätt

Gator

May 15 2003, 11:08

Då går vi vidare, här är en 80-talare:

"My life fades, the vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of chaos, ruined dreams, this wasted land... but most of all I remember..."

Vi slutar där, annars blir det för lätt...

Skuggan

May 15 2003, 11:09

MAD MAX???
låter som någon av de filmerna iaf..

J-Star

May 15 2003, 12:09

QUOTE (mace @ May 15 2003, 11:13 )

Okej, den här då?
"-BE HAPPY IN YOUR WORK!"

Toooo simple! Överste Bogey skrattar åt dig!

/J

J-Star

May 15 2003, 12:11

SGT Jakobsson: Ok då... inga poäng till dig.

Svaren är:

"God's Army". Repliken sägs av Christoffer Walken

"The Sting" (Blåsningen). Repliken sägs av Dana Elcar när han sätter den korrupte snuten på plats.

/J

J-Star

May 15 2003, 12:25

5p för denna:

- Revolutionary political leaders like myself are incarcerated to keep us quiet.
- What is your political crime?
- I robbed a bank.

/J

Vakten_F4

May 15 2003, 12:55

QUOTE (J-Star @ May 15 2003, 13:25 )

5p för denna:

- Revolutionary political leaders like myself are incarcerated to keep us quiet.
- What is your political crime?
- I robbed a bank.

/J

Hmm, låter som blanskallen i Red Heat?
Är iof inte helt säker.

Gator

May 15 2003, 12:58

10 + 10p till den som sätter denna:

"This was no boating accident !"

Repliken förekommer i TVÅ filmer som har EN gemensam nämnare...

J-Star

May 15 2003, 13:26

QUOTE (Vakten_F4 @ May 15 2003, 13:55 )

QUOTE (J-Star @ May 15 2003, 13:25 )

5p för denna:

- Revolutionary political leaders like myself are incarcerated to keep us quiet.
- What is your political crime?
- I robbed a bank.

/J

Hmm, låter som blanskallen i Red Heat?
Är iof inte helt säker.

Stämmer bra, 5p till dig.

QUOTE

10 + 10p till den som sätter denna:

"This was no boating accident !"

Repliken förekommer i TVÅ filmer som har EN gemensam nämnare...

Hajen + annan monsterfilm med havsvarelser?

/J

Vakten_F4

May 15 2003, 14:15

Alla filmer med Arnold är värda att komma ihåg!

QUOTE

"This was no boating accident !"

Gissar på Hajen och Hajen 2.

Kan ni den här då?

"You wan't a war you can't win?!"

Gator

May 15 2003, 14:30

QUOTE (Vakten_F4 @ May 15 2003, 15:15 )

Alla filmer med Arnold är värda att komma ihåg! :D

QUOTE

"This was no boating accident !"

Gissar på Hajen och Hajen 2.

Kan ni den här då?

"You wan't a war you can't win?!"

Lysande, Hajen (1) = 10p, men den andra filmen då ?

Hint: filmerna delar huvudrollsinnehavare...

Flippan

May 15 2003, 17:23

"You wan't a war you can't win?!"

Självklart är man en Sylvester Stallone fan så jag måste ju säga
Col. Trautman i Rambo : First Blood Part 1
När Polischefen inte vill göra en lucka som Rambo kan slinka igenom

J-Star

May 15 2003, 18:04

Nytt citat:

"Request permission to relieve bladder."

Från samma film:

"Our Germans are better than their Germans."

/J

Vakten_F4

May 15 2003, 18:06

QUOTE (Flippan @ May 15 2003, 18:23 )

"You wan't a war you can't win?!"

Självklart är man en Sylvester Stallone fan så jag måste ju säga
Col. Trautman i Rambo : First Blood Part 1
När Polischefen inte vill göra en lucka som Rambo kan slinka igenom

Glockrent!!

"You wan't a war you can't win?!
Are you telling me that 200 men against your man is a no-win situation?
You bringing that many? Then you better remember one thing!
What?!!
A good supply of body-bags!"

ev inte ordagrant

AndersL

May 15 2003, 19:03

"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim. And we sat in the Korova Milkbar, trying to make up our razudoks what to do with the evening. The Korova Milkbar sold milk-plus; milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and get you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."

Vilken film??

Cinnes

May 15 2003, 20:04

QUOTE (AndersL @ May 15 2003, 19:03 )

"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim. And we sat in the Korova Milkbar, trying to make up our razudoks what to do with the evening. The Korova Milkbar sold milk-plus; milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and get you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."

Vilken film??

Clockwork orange så klart!

Fu Dahlberg

May 15 2003, 20:58

QUOTE (Cinnes @ May 15 2003, 21:04 )

QUOTE (AndersL @ May 15 2003, 19:03 )

"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim. And we sat in the Korova Milkbar, trying to make up our razudoks what to do with the evening. The Korova Milkbar sold milk-plus; milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and get you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."

Vilken film??

Clockwork orange så klart!

JAPP!!

En av dom bästa filmer någonsin!

AndersL

May 15 2003, 21:19

[quote=Fu Dahlberg,May 15 2003, 20:58 ]
[/QUOTE]
Clockwork orange så klart! [/QUOTE]
JAPP!!

En av dom bästa filmer någonsin! [/quote]
Även filmen "Barry Lyndon" av Stanley Kubrick är ett mästerverk

ok nästa då lite svårare kanske
"The man is mean, careless, and stupid. Bad combination in a place like this. "
hmm väldigt svårt kanske

men jag får väll slänga in en ledtråd till

- You have been condemned to die by a jury of your peers, sentence imposed by a judge in good standing in this state. Do you have anything to say before the sentence is carried out?

- [gleefully] Yeah! I want a fried chicken dinner with gravy on the taters, I want to shit in your hat, and I got to have Mae West sit on my face, because I am one horny motherfucker!

Romulus

May 15 2003, 21:19

Här får ni ett citat från en av dom bästa filmerna jag har sett..

A:
"The rule of thumb.
It comes from when men were allowed to beat their women with a stick, as long as it were no thicker then their thumb."

B: "It should have been the rule of vrist then."

Det finns väl inga känsliga kvinnor på den här sidan?

Romulus.

AndersL

May 15 2003, 21:32

QUOTE (Romulus @ May 15 2003, 21:19 )

Här får ni ett citat från en av dom bästa filmerna jag har sett..

A:
"The rule of thumb.
It comes from when men were allowed to beat their women with a stick, as long as it were no thicker then their thumb."

B: "It should have been the rule of vrist then."

Det finns väl inga känsliga kvinnor på den här sidan?

Romulus.

Hmm är inte helt säker men är det inte "The Boondock Saints" ???

mace

May 16 2003, 00:11

QUOTE (AndersL @ May 15 2003, 21:32 )

QUOTE (Romulus @ May 15 2003, 21:19 )

Här får ni ett citat från en av dom bästa filmerna jag har sett..

A:
"The rule of thumb.
It comes from when men were allowed to beat their women with a stick, as long as it were no thicker then their thumb."

B: "It should have been the rule of vrist then."

Det finns väl inga känsliga kvinnor på den här sidan? :D

Romulus. :ph34r:

Hmm är inte helt säker men är det inte "The Boondock Saints" ???

Det är klart att det är "The Boondock saints". Guldrulle.

J-Star

May 16 2003, 08:30

QUOTE (AndersL @ May 15 2003, 22:19 )

ok nästa då lite svårare kanske
"The man is mean, careless, and stupid. Bad combination in a place like this. "
hmm väldigt svårt kanske

men jag får väll slänga in en ledtråd till

- You have been condemned to die by a jury of your peers, sentence imposed by a judge in good standing in this state. Do you have anything to say before the sentence is carried out?

- [gleefully] Yeah! I want a fried chicken dinner with gravy on the taters, I want to shit in your hat, and I got to have Mae West sit on my face, because I am one horny motherfucker!

Näe! Med andra raden blev det på tok för lätt. :P The Green Mile.

/J

Cinnes

May 16 2003, 18:15

"this is so romantic!"
-allas vår favoritfilm!

Snödahl

May 16 2003, 22:34

QUOTE (SGT Jakobsson @ May 14 2003, 23:35 )

"how can you be so uptus" en jevligt bra film samma film som
"salvation lies within"

"Salvation lies within"

Sägs inte det i nyckeln till frihet?? Som för övrigt är en väääldigt bra film!!

J-Star

May 17 2003, 10:26

Bah... de senaste 3 av mina har ingen lyckats gissa på. Okultiverade drägg!!! :P

/J

oz

May 17 2003, 11:09

Blir ju svårt att gissa när alla bara skriver citat efter citat istället för att gissa!

Inläggsjagare! ;)

snake

May 17 2003, 14:20

Då kör vi en 5 p här då :"They are in the wrong ambushsite!"

(tar inget ansvar för stavfel)

Cinnes

May 17 2003, 16:32

QUOTE (J-Star @ May 15 2003, 18:04 )

Nytt citat:

"Request permission to relieve bladder."

Från samma film:

"Our Germans are better than their Germans."

/J

The right stuff

Cinnes

May 17 2003, 16:39

Denna borde nån av er fixa iallfall:

Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody
puts a code on my desk, something nobody
else can break. So I take a shot at
it and maybe I break it. And I'm real
happy with myself, 'cause I did my job
well. But maybe that code was the
location of some rebel army in North
Africa or the Middle East. Once they
have that location, they bomb the
village where the rebels were hiding
and fifteen hundred people I never had
a problem with get killed.

Now the politicians are sayin' "send
in the Marines to secure the area"
'cause they don't give a shit. It
won't be their kid over there, gettin'
shot. Just like it wasn't them when
their number got called, 'cause they
were pullin' a tour in the National
Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie
takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he
comes home to find that the plant he
used to work at got exported to the
country he just got back from.
And the guy who put the shrapnel in
his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll
work for fifteen cents a day and no
bathroom breaks.
Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes
the only reason he was over there was
so we could install a government that
would sell us oil at a good price.
And of course the oil companies used
the skirmish to scare up oil prices so
they could turn a quick buck. A cute,
little ancillary benefit for them but
it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty
a gallon. And naturally they're takin'
their sweet time bringin' the oil back
and maybe even took the liberty of
hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes
to drink seven and sevens and play
slalom with the icebergs and it ain't
too long 'til he hits one, spills the
oil, and kills all the sea-life in the
North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of
work and he can't afford to drive so
he's got to walk to the job interviews
which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his
ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids.
And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every
time he tries to get a bite to eat the
only blue-plate special they're servin'
is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.

JohnDoe

May 17 2003, 16:42

QUOTE (Cinnes @ May 17 2003, 17:39 )

Denna borde nån av er fixa iallfall:

Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody
puts a code on my desk, something nobody
else can break. So I take a shot at
it and maybe I break it. And I'm real
happy with myself, 'cause I did my job
well. But maybe that code was the
location of some rebel army in North
Africa or the Middle East. Once they
have that location, they bomb the
village where the rebels were hiding
and fifteen hundred people I never had
a problem with get killed.

Now the politicians are sayin' "send
in the Marines to secure the area"
'cause they don't give a shit. It
won't be their kid over there, gettin'
shot. Just like it wasn't them when
their number got called, 'cause they
were pullin' a tour in the National
Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie
takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he
comes home to find that the plant he
used to work at got exported to the
country he just got back from.
And the guy who put the shrapnel in
his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll
work for fifteen cents a day and no
bathroom breaks.
Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes
the only reason he was over there was
so we could install a government that
would sell us oil at a good price.
And of course the oil companies used
the skirmish to scare up oil prices so
they could turn a quick buck. A cute,
little ancillary benefit for them but
it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty
a gallon. And naturally they're takin'
their sweet time bringin' the oil back
and maybe even took the liberty of
hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes
to drink seven and sevens and play
slalom with the icebergs and it ain't
too long 'til he hits one, spills the
oil, and kills all the sea-life in the
North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of
work and he can't afford to drive so
he's got to walk to the job interviews
which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his
ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids.
And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every
time he tries to get a bite to eat the
only blue-plate special they're servin'
is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.

Will Hunting!

Too easy drillsergeant!! too easy

JohnDoe

Dexter

May 17 2003, 17:00

QUOTE (snake @ May 17 2003, 14:20 )

Då kör vi en 5 p här då :"They are in the wrong ambushsite!"

(tar inget ansvar för stavfel)

Heartbreak ridge

Cinnes

May 17 2003, 22:03

Skämms på den som inte kan denna repliken:

"Maby that's why they call themselves grunts, cause a grunt can take it, can take anything..."

//
Cinnes - Grunt

Pete

May 17 2003, 23:00

QUOTE (Cinnes @ May 17 2003, 23:03 )

Skämms på den som inte kan denna repliken:

"Maby that's why they call themselves grunts, cause a grunt can take it, can take anything..."

//
Cinnes - Grunt

The Platoon!

kontrar med denna:

(på väg ut från en toalett)

-I am not in the condition to f***!

AndersL

May 17 2003, 23:33

QUOTE (Salleballe @ May 17 2003, 23:00 )

kontrar med denna:

(på väg ut från en toalett)

-I am not in the condition to f***!

Alldeles för lätt!!!
DAS BOOT!!!

den här då??

Honey Horne: Take me, Garth!
Garth: Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.

skrev till och med in namn på figurerna...den är lite svår kanske

Cinnes

May 18 2003, 13:18

QUOTE (AndersL @ May 17 2003, 23:33 )

QUOTE (Salleballe @ May 17 2003, 23:00 )

kontrar med denna:

(på väg ut från en toalett)

-I am not in the condition to f***!

Alldeles för lätt!!!
DAS BOOT!!!

den här då??

Honey Horne: Take me, Garth!
Garth: Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.

skrev till och med in namn på figurerna...den är lite svår kanske

Wayes world om jag inte missminner mig?

Vakten_F4

May 18 2003, 13:22

QUOTE (Cinnes @ May 18 2003, 14:18 )

QUOTE

den här då??

Honey Horne: Take me, Garth!
Garth: Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.

skrev till och med in namn på figurerna...den är lite svår kanske

Wayes world om jag inte missminner mig?

Icke! Wayne's World 2

Cinnes

May 21 2003, 20:25

Sug på denna:

"who's the fool?
The fool or he who follows the fool?"

Gator

May 22 2003, 09:38

Obi-Wan Kenobi i Star Wars; Episode 4 innan han ger sig av för att stänga av "the tractor-beam"...
Barndomsminnen detta...

Maddman

May 22 2003, 09:44

-"Have you ever been misstaken for a man ?"

-"No, have you?"

Gator

May 22 2003, 09:48

The mighty "ALIENS" naturligtvis ! James Cameron är GUD !! Replikskifte mellan "Vasquez" och "Hudson" (Bill Paxton).

Bonusfråga: vilken James Cameron-film har Bill Paxton EJ varit med i...?

Maddman

May 22 2003, 09:50

Kan det vara "The Abyss" ??

Gator

May 22 2003, 09:52

CORRECT !!

Maddman

May 22 2003, 09:54

Tjohooo !

Bill var väl inte med i Terminator-filmerna heller ? B)

Gator

May 22 2003, 10:34

Jodå, i början av 1:an plundrar Arnie ett par slynglar på kläder mm. Gissa vem som är en av slynglarna...

Sen var han ju faktiskt inte med i T:2 heller, mittåt... ;)

Maddman

May 22 2003, 11:26

Öhh....

Jag får nog ta och se om T1 igen, jag har fullständigt missat Bill.

Nåväl. jag slänger ut en ny:

-"Sergerant ! .....................Sergerant !.... What did you see ?"

-"I don´t know sir,....... It was camoflaged ! ...............those eyes......."

Adam Wilhelm

May 22 2003, 11:36

Bill var absolut inte med i "Titanic" i varjefall.

Svar: Predator

J-Star

May 22 2003, 11:41

QUOTE (Adam Wilhelm @ May 22 2003, 12:36 )

Bill var absolut inte med i "Titanic" i varjefall.

Du var ironisk va?

/J

Adam Wilhelm

May 22 2003, 11:48

Jepp!