1) That's not right: Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?: Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP: Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man: Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse: Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?: Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table: Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift: Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here: Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet: Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone: No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week: Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight: Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile: Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive: Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great: Fa Kin Su Pah

Antingen så har du lite att göra på jobbet eller mycket fritid...  

Heh, nja, nu får jag nog allt skryta lite med mina kunskaper...här kommer en annan, lite mera officiell, tolkning..

1) That's not right:  Zhe Bu Dui!
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?:  Ni You Zai Tan Hu Yi Ge Tao Fan Ma?  
3) See me ASAP:  Jing Kuai Lai Jian Wo.
4) Stupid Man:  Ben Dan
5) Small Horse:  Xiao Ma
6) Did you go to the beach?:  Ni Qu Le Hai Tan Le Ma?  
7) I bumped into a coffee table:  Wo Zhuang Dao Le Ka Fe Zhuo Shang!
8) I think you need a face lift:  Wo Jue De Ni Xiu Jao Zheng Rong
9) It's very dark in here:  Zhe Li Tai An Le
10) I thought you were on a diet:  We Yi Wei Ni Cai Jie Shi
11) This is a tow away zone:  Zhe Shi Tuo La Di Qu
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week:  Wo Men De Hui Yi Shi An Pai Zai Xia Ge Li Pai
13) Staying out of sight: Bu Ge Kan Jian
14) He's cleaning his automobile:  Ta Cai Xi Che
15) Your body odor is offensive:  Ni De Sheng Ti Wei Dao Hen Xiong
16) Great:  Tai Hao Le!

*gammal backpacker*