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Smocken
biggrin.gif Jag fick ett nigeriabrev förra veckan. Tog mig friheten att svara. Här har ni resultatet:

I got your email address through search in the
Internet.I hope and pray that I have the right person who will assist me.I have
interest of investing in your country as such I would like to make contact
with you for assistance as soon as I am able to transfer my fund for the
investment, Note the funds are already with a Trust company for safe
keep. In your willingness to assist me,You will help me collect the cash
which amounts $22m usd from the security company as I cannot travel
out at the moment now because of my present predicaments/conditions which I will
explain to you if we work together.Your reward will be 15% of the total
sum.You will have to travel to the country where these consignment
containing the monies will be brought to.I am wife of late General Sani Abacha but because of the instable
political situation,Government attitude towards my family and mostly for
the future of my children. Please if you would assist me, do reply this
mail.Enclosing your telephone

Thanks,
Hajia Maryam Abacha


Jag svarade:
I must be lucky, what should i do?

Svaret kom snabbt:

Do get back immediately so I will know if my family has a partner or
not.

Inform
Hajia Maryam


Det här kan bli spännade och jag svarade:

I seems that i can trust you. I suggest that i come undercover to your
country and collect the cash and travel to location specified for you, i
suggest Switzerland and an account there at a major bank with no questions
asked.I will collect the 15% and stasch the rest of the money. Not worry
for me, as a undercover operative i have no problems in traveling undercover, i have contacts in all africa since my early jobs there as mercanary in the 60s.
//Steven


OMG Dom nappar!!

Okay,please come down immediately you are welcomed as an undercover agent
for the family,this is a good plan.Sed your picture so that my son will
identify you when you enter the country and know that you will not have to come to our estate so that you will not be noticied.Write immediately and
know that before coming you send your flight schedule to my son.
Hajia Maryam


Jag är inte sen att svara och trillar in på ninjaspåret:

No problem, but what country and what town should the roundevouz take place?
I need 3 weeks for preparations, fixing new grapplinghook etc. My ninja
gear needs to be fixed.
Hurry up with answer!
//Steven


Hmm dom svarar med försiktighet:

Dear, What is Ninja gear?Explain in details.

Här måste jag övertyga dom! Jag är ju ninja!

I am a ninja with ultimate real power my purpose is to flip out and kill people - so do you want help from the 1337 leet ninja or what?
// Black Shadow 3rd chinasandalbrigade First Shuriken platoon


Fan dom tvilar ändå!

This is bad now I know that am dealing with a small boy and have told you my
family secrets.Do not mail me again,bye


Jag svarar igen, jag är ju för bövelen ninja!

I am not a small boy this is serious talk. My Sifu Sensai Benjie will help us his email is xxx@xxx. He has agred with me to split the 15% that you will give us. We are ready to move on in 3 weeks. What people dont know that ninjuitsi is a real but kind of secret martial arts. You were just lucky this time and we will help you have faith now // Black Shadow


Detta är det senaste, jag editerar vid nya svar clap.gif Och får ni brev? Svara för bövelen, man kan ha roligt
NisseNord
Ganska smart faktiskt, om alla skulle svara liknande, så måste de ju bara sitta och läsaigenom liknande mail hela dagarna, till slut kommer de att se att det inte lönar sig.
Kimster
*gör vågen*

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akula
Jaja man kan ju roa sig men tänk när Hajia Maryam Abacha står utanför din dörr med en mycket stor pistol, då du.

Ärligt talat, bland det roligaste jag läst på länge.
Klinken
Genialiskt min vän....hoppas nu dom nappar så att jag får vara med och leka oxå!


/ Fk Klinken aka Sifu Sensai Benjie
Dobberman
Här har ni en kille som just gör det som Smocken gjorde...Svarade och jävlas..
Otroligt kul...
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Länk
Zeb
@Smocken: ph34r.gif Så ska dom tas. clap.gif clap.gif clap.gif clap.gif
Mats
EDR får göra en avstickare till Nigeria och utöva lite ninja i höst då kanske ja.. ph34r.gif

Ska jag förbereda ledningen? KE1 får fixa lupack åt er som massäck.
henke
OJOJ
Det här är ju roligt.

Tack Rille 116 för länken. LMAO.
Bildbevis på personerna är det bästa smile.gif
http://www.419eater.com/html/kothapalli_rao.htm


Jag sa till Smocken tidigare att en riktigt cool Spam Fighter svarar på allt och hämnas. dvs Anti Spam firman läger in så att NIgeria brev/scams känns igen och med alternativ att man svarar via fakeadresser att man är sugen på att gå med. På så sätt överbelastar man dem.
Dobberman
Vad folk inte gör för stålar...man undrar ju om inte dom BORDE fatta...

Klockren
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bushman
fan vad synd att ninjor inte festar(har läst SHIKE/DRAKARNAS TID)
annars är det där värt ett par öl ph34r.gif

fast jag gissar att nigerias underättelsetjänst håller reda på dig.
förvänta dig att utsättas för övervakning på ditt nya jobb......
Torak
Roligt som tusan, det dar ar val nagot de flesta av oss har funderat pa att gora ett antal ganger.

Tyvarr ar det val inte alltid sa lyckat; har inte for mig att det har varit nagra allvarligare repressalier, men man vet ju aldrig.

Men om du fortsatter, se till att posta vad du har, det ar ju mycket kul.
Nestor
Säger bara"
"Go Go GOOO"
Kandidat till "årets ballaste inlägg"
Fu Carlsson
Den här blåsningen från sidan rille tipsade om är ju underbart kul! Bästa med den är ju när killen som blåser nigeriabrevsmannen skickar en bild på kvittot från Western Union. Säkerhetsfrågan "Being baited?" med svaret "Indeed" är ju så klockrent! biggrin.gif
FK H
Stabilt!

Ligg på dom - så vi får höra fortsättningen.
J-Star
QUOTE (Fu Carlsson @ Apr 26 2004, 23:36 )
Den här blåsningen från sidan rille tipsade om är ju underbart kul! Bästa med den är ju när killen som blåser nigeriabrevsmannen skickar en bild på kvittot från Western Union. Säkerhetsfrågan "Being baited?" med svaret "Indeed" är ju så klockrent! biggrin.gif


<ASGARV/>

Mr Arthur Dent råkar bli överkörd av bulldozerföraren Mr Prosser. Hej och hå. smile.gif

/J
JohnDoe
fun_icon_nana.gif fun_icon_nana.gif Så jävla OUTSTANDING fun_icon_nana.gif fun_icon_nana.gif
BlackIce
hahah tänk vad kul man kan ha med lite fantasi laugh.gif
Ragulin
Rilles länk är ÅRHUNDRADETS GARV en lång dag på jobbet. Alla här VRIDER sig på golvet i kramper och själv blev jag harmynt på kuppen.
Gunn0r
ROFL!
Tummarna upp.
Lord
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! clap.gif clap.gif



underbart!...Helt underbart fun_icon_nana.gif
Runqvist
Woho! S[ skall de tas! G;tt med lite chatt innan man flippar. Tror ni de skriver alla brev f;r hand_

Edit> Hoppsan, tangentbordet har flippat och trott att det har blivit utl'ndskt.
Ibsen
Ja, Being baited är ju klart bäst! He has ben killed by his dentist.

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Man glömer ju prov, irriterande lärare, irriterande klasskompisar och ALLT när man läser det. Så spännane. Och SÅ dumma Nigeriakillarna är.
Vildmannen
Den här var hysteriskt rolig laugh.gif

http://www.geocities.com/ingmar_bergm/

"Odin the great"
Axial
Här har vi en annan tråd där vi diskuterar nigeriabrev. I den tråden har jag länkat till en krönikör i Borlänge Tidning som också har svarat på ett nigeriabrev. Första gången jag läste hans krönika höll jag på att sätta frukosten i halsen (jag är begåvad med pappersutgåvan av blaskan ifråga).
Mats
Fortsätter här ändå. Fått två stycken idag:
QUOTE
Good day.

    Following the sudden death of my husband General
Sani Abacha the late  former head of state of Nigeria
in June 1998,I have  been thrown into  state of utter
confusion, frustration and  hopelessness by the
present  civilian administration, I have been
subjected to  physical and psychological  torture by
the security agents in the country.

    You must have heard over the international
media reports on the  recovery  of various huge sums
of money deposited by my  husband in different 
security  firms abroad, some companies willingly give
up their  secrets and disclosed  our money confidently
lodged there and others outrightly  blackmailed us. In fact
the total sum discovered by the Government so far  is
in the tune of  $700  Million dollars. And they are
not relenting to make  me poor for life.

      I got your contacts through my personal
research,and out of desperation decided to reach
you through this medium.  I repose  great confidence
in  you hence my approach to you. Due to security
network  placed on my day to day affairs I cannot
afford to visit the embassy  so that is why    I
decided to contact you and I have the sum of  $18
million USD with  a  security firm abroad whose
name is witheld for now  until we open communication.
 
    I shall be grateful if you could receive this
fund  into your account  for safe keeping. This
arrangement is known to you  and my son Mohammed 
alone, so my son will deal directly with you as
security is up my whole    being. I am seriously
considering to settle down  abroad in a friendly 
atmosphere like yours as soon as this fund get into
your account so  that    I can start all over again.

        Please  honesty is the watch word in this
transaction.    I will require your telephone and fax
numbers so  that we can  communicate    immediately
and I will give you  more details and the full
picture of things. In case you dont accept please do
not let me out to  the security  as I am giving you
this information in total trust  and confidence,  I
will greatly appreciate if you accept my proposal  in
good faith.Please expedite action.

  Sincerely yours

Alhaja Mariam Abacha


QUOTE
Dear sir/madam

I am Aminu Mobutu Sese-Seko, son of the late President Mobutu Sese-Seko of former Zaire, now Congo Democratic Republic.  I now live in refuges camp in the Netherlands. I believe you are aware through the International press how the European Government froze my late father's bank accounts. Recently the French
Government confiscated my father's Chateaux in South of France. In view of this, my family and I are afraid to make any investment without a front.

In this line, Therefore, it is the wish of my family to solicit for a trustworthy and sincere person who will invest these funds under trusteeship.

I am interested in making an enormous investment worth US$25.5Million in some parts of the world of which will be beneficiary to both parties SOURCE OF FUND. Before the death of my late father, he deposited the above stated funds with a Security Firm here in Amsterdam.

Hence I am in asylum here in the Netherlands. Therefore, I intend to have a front that will manage these funds and invest it into property development, buying of sharesstock in Multinational Companies and engage in non-speculative investments and other related ventures.


As soon as I hear from you I will then aarrange a face-to-face meeting for us to Deliberate on this investment. It will also give me the opportunity to assess your capability of handling this investment. Please, I will like you to send me your private telephone/fax numbers to allow me discuss Privately.


Meanwhile, reach me on the above email Address. Kindly treat this matter with utmost Confidentiality.


Best Regards,




Aminu Mobutu Sese-Seko 

you can call me on 31629214017

amino1414@netscape.net


Kan vi hjälpa dessa stackarna på något sätt?
Dobberman
JAAA...bör dom inte få svar av en av "pudelrockens" ikoner..Bon Scott eller Udo Dyrksneider..Eller liknande som erbjuder sig i god anda att hjälpa dom??
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Vildmannen
http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/it/story/0,2789,488630,00.html

From: Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
Plot 555 Misau Street
PMB 437 Garki, Abuja, FCT
NIGERIA

Dear Sir,

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a
later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access this trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account for subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.

Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct
number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.

Yours Sincerely,

Dr. Bakare Tunde


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C/O: UNITED NATIONS REFUGEE CAMP
PLATEAU ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE
FROM : MISS JOY KLEYN.

ATTN: DEAR BELOVED IN THE LORD,

PERMIT ME HERE TO INTRODUCE MY SELF TO YOU. I AM JOY KLEYN A (MILK MAIDEN)AND A YOUNG GIRL. THE ONLY DAUGHTER AND CHILD OF (MR NICHOLAS KLEYN ) A FULANI CATTLE HEADS MAN (A NOMADIC) AND A TRADITIONAL HUNTER FROM THE MBOROJIEE TRIBES OF
MANGALA IN BUKINNA FASSO.

WHEN MY FATHER WAS ALIFE HE WAS ACCOMPLISHED AND A WIDELY KNOWN FARMER IN THIS PART OF THE REGION. HE WAS A RESPECTED FARMER WITH SPECIALITY IN CATTLE FARMS AND VARIOUS OTHER AGRICULTURAL AND HUNTING PRODUCTS LIKE THE HIDES AND SKINS FROM KILLED ANIMALS.

UPON THIS ACHEIVEMENTS HE WAS HUMBLE AND DUE TO HIS HUMILITY NOBODY KNEW OFHIS WEALTH.MY LATE FATHER HAD MADE HIS WEALTH THROUGH HARD WORK THOUGH HIS CATTLES WHICH HE REARED FROM PLACE TO PLACE AS A CATTEL HEADS MAN FROM THE LIVE STOCK CAMPS NEARER OUR VILLAGE.

THE SALE OF THESE CATTLES FROM HIS FLOKS TO RICH CATTLE MERCHANTS WHOM TRADED ON CATTLES FROM COUNTRY TO COUNTRY THROUGH THE WEST AFRICAN SUB REGION BROUGHT MY FATHER WEALTH,PROSPERITY WHICH WAS USED TO MEASURE
HIS SOCIAL STANDARDS IN THE PASTURIST AFRICA.

HOWEVER DUE TO THE BOOMING OF MY LATE FATHERS CATTLE TRADE AND THE WEALTH HE MADE FROM IT THROUGH HARD WORK HE WAS ABLE TO MAKE ALOT OF MONEY AND ALSO THROUGH WHICH HE SENT ME TO SCHOOL, SINCE HE NEVER GOT THE OPPORTUNITY TO GO TO SCHOOL TO AQUIRE THE WHITEMANS WISDOM (EDUCATION) BEFORE HE WAS KILLED BY HIS FELLOW NOMADIC CATTLE HEADS MAN DURING A CATTLE RAID BY
TRIBAL ENEMIES DUE TO ENVEY.

WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST OCTOBER 2002. MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE I WAS MOTHERLESS AND NEEDED MOTHERLY CARE. I HAD DONE EVERYTHING AT MY DISPOSAL TO SAVE MY FATHERS LIFE SINCE HE WAS THE ONLY PARENT I HAD BUT UNFORTUNATELY FATE HAD ITS WAY.

FINALLY BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 10TH OF FEBUARY 2003 IN OUR VILLAGE IN OUAGADUGU.THE REPUBLIC OF BUKINNA FASSO. HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON BEDSIDE HIS HOSPITAL BED AND SAID I QUOTE "MY DAUGHTER I HAVE THE SUM OF US$2.100.000 (TWO MILLION ONE HUNDRED THAUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) WHICH DEPOSITED IN A SECURITY COMPANY HERE IN ABIDJAN.

HE HAD INFORMED ME THAT HE HAD PREVIOUSLY DEPOSITED THE METALIC TRUNK BOX THAT CONTAINS THE MONEY IN A PRIVATE SECURITY COMPANY IN ABIDJAN ON THE 4TH OF
JANUARY 2000.

UPON MY ARRIVAL IN ABIDJAN WHERE I SUCCESSFULLY CONTACTED THE COMPANY TO INFORM THEM OF MY INTENTIONS TO TRANSFER THE METALIC TRUNK BOX WHICH IS DEPOSITED BY MY LATE FATHER TO A FORIEGN BENEFICARY THAT I WILL TRUST WORTYHY AND FATHERLY WHOM WILL HELP ME MANAGE THIS MONEY TO COMPLETE MY EDUCATION WHICH HAS BEEN MY WISH AND THE WISH OF MY FATHER.

HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS WEALTH THAT HE WAS POISONED BY HIS COLEAGUES AND THAT I SHOULD LEAVE TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER AS BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT COMPLETELY FOR MY EDUCATION AND ALSO TO INVEST FOR MY FAMILY TO BE ABLE TO KEEP HIS NAME
SINCE HE WILL NOT BE AROUND TO SHOW ME THE WAY ANY MORE AND TO GUIDE ME.

DEAREST ONE,IN THIS RESPECT I AM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS : TO PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THIS MONEY WOULD BE TRANSFERED TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND SINCE I AM STILL UNDERAGED (A YOUNG GIRL)AND TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY TO FURTHER OUR EDUCATION AS OUR FATHER WISHES .

MOREOVER, SIR, I WILL REWARD YOU GREATLY FOR YOUR HUMBLE SERVICES AS I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 10% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORTINPUT AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR
NOMINATED ACCOUNT OVERSEAS.

FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS ASSISTING ME AS I BELIEVE THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULD BE CONCLUDED WITHIN FOUR (3) BANKING DAYS YOU SIGNIFY INTEREST TO ASSIST ME. I WILL APPRECIATE YOU SEND ME E-MAIL.

ANTICIPATING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.

SINCERLY YOURS
JOY KLEYN
blomman
Nu är dom pg på tv3, någon slags släkt med dom sk nigeriabreven, dessa "spår" dock i allehanda saker och kräver ganska bra betalt:-), fantastiskt vad man kan ta betalt för!
Korpral Sundström
clap.gif hahhahahahha clap.gif så j***a banan_rock.gif klockrent det är nästan så att man vill få egna nigeria brev ph34r.gif
Pontah
ROFL . de va nog de roligaste jag har läst på länge !! biggrin.gif . ph34r.gif
Strv S
Den var riktigt bra, asgarv laugh.gif
Status quo
Idag fick jag mitt första och förhoppningsvis sista vad jag tolkar vara ett Nigeria brev. Tänkte visa upp det (lite stolt) för andra som kanske inte fått liknande förut. ´

(postade i markan så jag flyttade över det hit själv för att dela med mig smile.gif, så det här är en repost)


QUOTE
Dear Good Morning to You From Miss Quien Jelo‏
Från: Jelo (jelo_lover19811@yahoo.fr)
Skickat: den 13 november 2007 01:39:07
Svara till: jelo_lover19811@myway.com
Till:

My name is Quien Jelo I,m a single . I come from Sierra leone.dear I,minteresting to be your friend after seeing your profile details here as i wantto relocate to your area soonest .

I need to hear from you and have something important to discuss with you . Ineed your help over my fund clearance and transfer for investment and willwrite you in details once i hear from you.

and i will send more of my photos and id for you to know me properly

MY DATA:

MY NAME: MISS QUIEN JELO

MY AGE: 25 YERARS

MY OCCUPATION: MEDICAL STUDENT BEFORE THE WAR STARTED AND IN LEVEL 2

MARITAL STATUS: SINGLE AND NO BABY YET

NATIONALITY: SIERRA LEONE

MY FATHERS DATA:

HIS NAME: MR. PATEL JELO

OCCUPATION: EXPORTER OF GOLD DURST

AGE BEFORE HIS DEATH : 52

NATIONALITY: SIERRA LEONE

Amount deposited for us in the finance company is valued $9.5 which i need your
help for the clearance and transfer into your country where i want to relocateand have a good life.
can we talk about it.you can send me throughmy e-mail

jelo_lover19811@myway.com

and phone to reach me is 00229-97689290

I need your help for the transfer of my fund to your country and want you toget back to me for all the details.Jelo ,



Jag skulle vilja veta är hur svårt det kan vara att ta med sig 9.5 USD till Sverige? Det är väl bara att stoppa i fickan?
Ah men som ni ser så försöker de få en att känna sympati (de fick in att hennes pappa var död), och dessutom göra lite anspelningar på att hon är singel och 25 år gammal...

Kollade på polisens sida angående nigeria brev och de uppmanar folk att helt enkelt radera dessa, det finns ingen som helst mening med att göra en anmälan om man inte blivit lurad.

Men hur lyckas man bli lurad av något sånt här?
pappa6116
Fick detta för några dagar sedan...Det riktigt roliga/konstiga är att det är skickat till

och jag heter inte mats rosen..
????
QUOTE
Hello Sir/Madam,
I am Oleg Kalina, owner Softline, we specializingin enterprise application development, systemintegration,corporate networks and other software solutions for business, finance, and for various types of problems.
My company based in Ukraine. We've earned ourselves a reputation of a reliable and trustworthy partner working successfully with a number of West European companies and providing them with reliable software development services in financial and media sectors.
Unfortunately we are currently facing some difficulties with receiving payments for our services. It usually takes us 10-30
days to receive a payment and clearing from your country and such delays are harmful to our business. We do not have so much time to accept every wire transfer.
That's why we are currently looking for partners inyour country tohelp us accept and process these payments faster.
If you are looking for a chance to make an additional profit you can become our representative in your country. As our
representative you will receive 8% of every deal we conduct. Your job will be accepting funds in the form of wire transfers and check payments and forwarding
them to us. It is not a full-time job, but rather a very convenient and fast way to receive additional income. We also consider opening an office in your country in the nearest future and you will then have certain privileges should you decide to apply for a
full-time job.
Please if you are interested in transacting business with us we will be very glad.

Please contact me for more information via softlinejobuapol@aim.com and send us the following information about yourself:
1. Your Full Name as it appears on your resume.
2. Education.
3. Your Contact Address.
4. Telephone/Fax number.
5. Your present Occupation and Position currently held.
6. Your Age

Please respond and we will provide you with additional details on how you can become our representative. Joining us and
starting business today will cost you nothing and you will be able to earn a bit of extra money fast and easy. Should you have any questions, please feel free to contact us with all your questions.

Sincerely,
Oleg Kalina,
Director of Softline
Stella-Polaris
Det Ukrainaka staden Lvov är lite av ett scam centrum. Sett mycket roligt därifån..

Men Nu Nigeria..

Jag har fått ett antal brev därifrån. Mest min pappa är död och jag kan inte komma åt hans pengar. Nåväl en gång tänkte jag skoja lite och svarade ungefär så här:

Jag är besviken över att din far har avlidit. Detta då han var skyldig mig en större summa pengar. Det glädjer mig nu dock att du har kontaktat mig så jag kan få tillbaka mina pengar. Vi bör snarast komma överens om återbetalningen och jag förväntar mig att detta sker omedelbart. Om så inte sker kommer jag att driva in pengarna. Efter att ha varit i kontakt med Executive Outcome, i detta ärende, har de meddelat mig att de har din adress och identitet genom er IP adress.

Med vänliga hälsningar...osv

Det tog två dagar så fick jag ett svar att de misstagit sig på min person och att jag i min tur absolut misstagit mig ang vem som skrivit till mig och man försäkrade å det bestämdaste att det inte var samma fader.... rolleyes.gif

Ang scam så är jag även en av de lyckliga som fick fotot på tjejen vid Malmö skylten... Någon mer här som fick den??

(Det finns en kille någonstans på nätet som har counter scam som hobby.. glömt vad siten hette. Han lurade ivarje fall tillbaks och lyckades få dem till att sända konst prover till konst stipendiun... Fick hem skickat skitsnygga grejor ..)
Mattsson
419eater
Fänrik Andersson
Fick detta i dag. Via MSN...

CONFIDENTIAL PROPOSAL FROM.
MR:Suleman Aminu
THE CHIEF AUDITOR INCHARGE,
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB).
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO.
WEST AFRICA.
My Good Friend,

How are you doing together with your family? I guessed all is well. My massage should not be a surprise proposal to you because i got your contact information from the international directory in few weeks ago before i decided to contact you on this magnitude and lucrative transaction for our future survival in life.
Moreover, i have laid all the solemn trust in you before i decided to disclose this successful & confidential transaction to you.
As i have said, I AM MR:Suleman Aminu, THE CHIEF AUDITOR INCHARGE OF FOREIGN REMITTANCE UNIT, AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK OUAGADOUDOU BURKINA-FASO.

Now i have the intent to contact you over this financialtransaction worth the sum of NINTEEN MILLION, THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ($19,300,000.00 ) for our future success.
This is and abandoned sum that belongs to one of our bank foreign customers who died along with his entire family through plane crash disaster since few years ago. Meanwhile i was very fortune to came across the deceased file when i was arranging the old and abandoned customers files in other to sign and submit to the entire bank management for an official re-documentation and audit of the year against 2008.
Be informed clearly that it was stated in our banking rules and regulations which was signed lawfully that if such fund remains unclaimed till the period of 6 years started from the date when the beneficiary died, the money will be transferred into the treasury as an unclaimed fund.

As a honour and advantage bestowed to our foreigncustomers base on the rules guilding our bank, it was stated obviously that if you are not a citizen of Burkina Faso , you have the absolute authority to claim the fund hence you are a foreigner despite your differences from the country of origin of the deceased.
So the request of you as a foreigner is necessary and legit to apply for the claim and transfer of the fund smoothly into your reliable bank account as the NEXT OF KIN OR EXTENDED RELATIVE to the deceased costomer.

On the transfer of this fund into your account, { 39% } being ( US$7,527,000.00) will be your share in respect of the account provision and your assistance rendered during the transfer of the fund into your bank account,{ 52% } being (US$10,036,000.00) will be my share being the codinator and the pillar of the transaction while the rest { 9% } being (US$1,737,000.00) will be shared to the respectable Organisations Centers such as CharityOrganisation, Motherless Babies homes, and helpless disabled people in the World.
Now, if you are really sure of your trustworthy,

accountability,confidentiality on this transaction, contact me and agree that you will not change your mind to cheat or disappoint me when the fund have getting into your account. Besides you should not entertain any fear because i am sure of the success as an insider in the bank.
Please reply with the assurance, include your private telephone and fax numbers necessary for facilitate an easy communication in this transaction.

As soon as you reply , give me a call through my private telephone number on ( 00 226 70437906 ) so that i will let you know the next step to follow in order to finalize this transaction immediately.
I expect your urgent communication and my best regard to you and all members of yourfamily.
Yours sincerely,
MR:Suleman Aminu.



LOL
Axial
Finns ett klipp på youtube som är helt obetalbart.
Monty Python's Dead Parrot sketch, scammer style!
Wolfstein
Bäst att passa på... Än vet man ju inte hur lågt en dollar kan sjunka!! happy.gif Jäkligt rolig tråd biggrin.gif
Dobberman
Jaha...

Då lämnar man snart detta kalla land för solen och partydrinkar i västindien.
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Det är DIT jag tänker flytta när jag får mina % av förmögenheten på Nine Million Five Hundred Thousand Five USD ($9.500.000.00)USD .
Allt detta enligt den hedervärdiga:
Wilfred Coulibaly from Ivory Coast in West Africa
Jag fick ett låångt mail (för lång att klippa in här) där han erbjuder mig % på detta om jag "hjälper" honom.

Tänkte svara nu får vi se. dribble.gif

Återkommer med svar.
Dobberman
Nu fick jag svar från Wilfred Coulibaly.

Jag erbjöd honom hjälp via min kyrka "Den heliga väderspänningens kapell" dvs "Chapel of the holy flatulens" där jag RÅKAR vara pastor........

Visst ser Wilfred sympatisk ut?


Nu ska vi se vad han vill att jag ska göra.

Kul det här.
Magnus
Kul att du svarade, har själv funderat på det men aldrig haft ork eller lust.

Posta gärna mailen du får. smile.gif
Status quo
Jag har en konversation på en mail som jag använder till att leka lite med en snubbe, han har dock inte svarat ännu så jag har inte kunnat göra något direkt roligt ännu, dock kan det vara intressant att se om man vill förstå sig på hur detta fungerar. Jag vet dock inte inställningen till att posta sånt här, från blågul sida...
Sytare
QUOTE (Status quo @ Jan 10 2008, 11:10 ) *
Jag har en konversation på en mail som jag använder till att leka lite med en snubbe, han har dock inte svarat ännu så jag har inte kunnat göra något direkt roligt ännu, dock kan det vara intressant att se om man vill förstå sig på hur detta fungerar. Jag vet dock inte inställningen till att posta sånt här, från blågul sida...


Du har ju det gällande prejudikatet ett par poster upp rolleyes.gif
Kan Blågula så kan du!

QUOTE (Från #SoldF)
[101612] <Dobberman> Allså...nu undrar tom JAG om inte jag gått för långt i att jävlas med den här Nigerianen??
[101612] <mdn_> Omöjligt.
[101612] <mdn_> Såvida du inte har beställt ett mord på honom
[101613] <Dobberman> nästan...
[101613] <Dobberman> biggrin.gif
Dobberman
SÅDÄR....nu är vi rullande, Wilfred har presenterats på "Father Bamse" i ett mail från mig.
Naturligtvis är det jag som spelar bamse och inte personen i brevet. biggrin.gif



Knappt hade det landat (där han nu är) förrän ett svar kom.
Svaret var av den ursprungliga varianten som ni skonas från (taskigt säljbrev).


MEN
Dobberman
Då kom svaret från Sverige Land of the holy and great....

(Klipper in det)

Dear Wilfred.
I was so glad to hear from you so soon. Your email was very informative, but the problem is we do not use or have a telephone.
Our believe is that the telephone is the tool of the devil, we communicate by writing, as so did the holy Jesus.

I hope we can be of help anyway?

Let me introduce our Church to you.

We are a flock of 500 persons in the middle of Sweden, our chapel is located in Brunöga i the center of Fisby on the island of Gotland.
Our chapel annually gives about 3,6 miljon $ in wellfare to projects in the world.

The staff is very little, just me father Bamse and father Per Nuder, Sister Gudrun and our training monk Percy.

On this photo i am in the middle backrow.
We work a lot with the childrensquire and travel to far away places lik Arboga and Flen.
The quire is very popular and have many good singers, like little Beatice Ask a young girl with a
fabolus voice.

Here we are att Troslösa i the south of Sweden.

Now let us hear about you Wilfred who is our new friend?
Please tell us about you and your life that sounds so interesting?

Yours truly
Father Bamse Dunderhonung.
Sytare
Dobberman: Du är i sanning en mycket sjuk man!
Dobberman
Om detta råder det INGEN tvekan ....
Erik_G
Fyyyy så elakt..

/me garvar så han gråter

Syster Gudrun är en riktig pingla...

/E
FkN
Fick ett mycket underhållande mail idag....

CODE
FROM DESK OF PROMOTION MANAGER (EUROMILLIONS LOTTERY)
Calle Hermanos Noblejas no 1,
28037 Madrid. Spain.
www.euromillionlottery.com

Your E-mail ID Has won you1,100,000:00 (ONE Million One hundred Thousand Euro) in the first category of our computer ballot email lottery.

Contact Person: Vino Tinto.
PHONE: +34 693 518 412
E-MAIL: vinotinto1944@yahoo.es


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